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Anxious
) and of course there's the wonderful concept of class finals! But on the bright side, the worst is over on Saturday and I can collapse into a slightly used couch in my new digs. Till then, here's some questions I found amusing. 
Why, Why, Why ???
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Because, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And finally......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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- Mike McDermott
Closure is a bitch.
I don't know what commenting on your page at all will do, as you'll probably never see this. It has just been over a year since I've last heard from you at all. I don't know what's happened to you, though I've narrowed it down to a couple of things, but since I don't know for sure I will keep quiet about it. I have tried researching your area for anything that has happened to make news headlines, but nothing. There's just not enough info, I'm afraid. But whatever has happened to you, I hope that things are much better for you now in whatever ways they are. I didn't know you for very long, but I know you enough that you would not just leave for absolutely no reason. I guess I'm commenting to pay my respects, in case the "impossible" has happened. You are very missed, sir.
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The purpose of playing the French Horn: To race other French Horn players to see who can get a marble to travel through their horn the fastest. -- From the Nick Magazine
I do hope he's ok and I share your concerns for him. Even a journal update to tell us he's through with this sort of thing would be enough closure for the rest of us. I hope he's happy doing whatever it is that he does IRL.
I just hope he's ok as well. Just knowing that would be enough for me.
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The purpose of playing the French Horn: To race other French Horn players to see who can get a marble to travel through their horn the fastest. -- From the Nick Magazine
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Keep the good writing and drawing.
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!
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